Two hillbillies approach each other on a 
country road. One is carrying a sack over 
his shoulder. "Hey, Billy Bob," calls out
to the other, "What you got in that sack?" 
"Some chickens." "If I guess how many 
chickens you got, will you give me one of 
them?"  "Heck, Joe Bob, if you guess how 
many chickens I got in the sack,I'll give
you *both* of them."
                   "Okay.  Er...  Five?"


Q. What's the world's fastest animal?
A. The Ethiopian Chicken.

Q. What's the world's second fastest animal?
A. The Ethiopian running after it.

Q. Why did the computer cross the road?
A. Because the chicken programmed it.